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Browsing
She said she went browsing
In a world known store
Just looking and poking
It was really a bore,
Then when she was leaving
The buzzers went off
Thought they were faulty
Till a security guard cough,
Spun her around
And led her inside
They just wouldn’t believe
She had nothing to hide,
Off with her jacket
Her purse and some clothes
Thought where this is going
God only knows,
She said she found power
In her g-string and bra
Smiled at their longing
For the beauty they saw,
Said she’ll never go browsing
In that store again
Her lawyers are adding
To the security guards’ pain.
Stephen Nesbitt ©
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