Forwards And Backwards

 

Could a wrong shift

In your IUD

Cause a DUI,

The raccoon squinted

Into the sun,

I don’t know,

Take off your mask

And I might tell you,

She squinted back,

A racecar is a racecar

No matter which way it’s going,

A Bob is a Bob

An Eve is an Eve

Whether they’ve done it

11, 22, 33 or 44 times

Forwards or backwards,

Are you a Mad Hatter

In drag, she asked,

Are you an Alice,

He stared back,

Don’t you wish

She snapped,

I don’t know,

Take off your dress

And I might tell you,

A boob is a boob

She smiled,

You don’t know boobs

Like I do Lady,

If level were level

I’d sail in your kayak

At the drop of your hat.

 

Stephen Nesbitt ©

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