Invite A Sexy Lady

 

Invite a sexy lady

Who is on a no fly list

To dinner,

You may end up in jail,

Your phone tapped,

Some assholes following

You friends around,

Such is the craziness

Of the world,

Be the brutal king

Of Bahrain,

Have doctors beaten,

Cut power to hospitals,

And you may dance

At a royal wedding,

Pose with the future

Faces of British monarchy,

Be watched over by

The Fifth Fleet,

Bring back The Flying Circus,

The Three Stooges,

Send in the clowns,

Please.

 

Stephen Nesbitt ©

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